2. My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.
3. Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
4. The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
5. I’m so old the only men who hit on me are undertakers.
6. A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes she's a tramp.
7. It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.